It may as well be you.

mountainmantoothpick:

every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling sex organs

you are smelling flower semen, vagina, and penis all at once

enjoy your summer

(Source: blazedegg, via dancingupongraves)

“Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.”
— (via alwaaysstaystrong)

(Source: bi-bittch, via mickeyrenee)

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via thecelestialselkie)

glidergirlstoyshop:

gryphknight:

bethelionqueen:

eevee-the-evolutionist:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

This is making me really sad

Holy shit I didn’t realize there were that few tigers

PROTECT BIG CATS AT ALL COST

I remember seeing a documentary some time ago about declining tiger populations.  Although I can’t remember the name of it (or the network), I did find this link which includes lack of prey animals, shrinking habitats, and extremely compromised genetic diversity among the major causes.

How can people still think that poaching is worth it?! People are ignorant pricks.

glidergirlstoyshop:

gryphknight:

bethelionqueen:

eevee-the-evolutionist:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

This is making me really sad

Holy shit I didn’t realize there were that few tigers

PROTECT BIG CATS AT ALL COST

I remember seeing a documentary some time ago about declining tiger populations.  Although I can’t remember the name of it (or the network), I did find this link which includes lack of prey animals, shrinking habitats, and extremely compromised genetic diversity among the major causes.

How can people still think that poaching is worth it?! People are ignorant pricks.

(Source: , via thecelestialselkie)

tristyntothesea:

Here’s one more photo from the set I shot with Talena!

tristyntothesea:

Here’s one more photo from the set I shot with Talena!

(via kingsdontkillkings)

“Everything seems to be exhausting me, no matter how much sleep or how much coffee I drink or how long I lie down, something inside me seems to have given up. My soul is tired.”
— Unknown (via rlyrlyugly)

(Source: psych-facts, via thelovelytempest)

“I should probably masturbate”
— Me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

(via kawaiithuglord)